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Post Why Couldn't They Kill that Bat?
Created by John Eipper on 04/03/20 4:45 AM

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Why Couldn't They Kill that Bat? (A. J. Cave, USA, 04/03/20 4:45 am)

A followup to The Administration's CLASS initiative (April 1st):

Also, effective immediately, all those employees and contractors working on WMDs are fired. We have given you trillions of dollars, and all the Chinese had to do was to send a guy into a cave to kill a bat. Somebody in the USPTO should check and see if they have filed a patent on the process.

JE comments:  The Long-haired Boys (and Girls) lost control again--this time with a bat.  By the by, what is the latest on the "bat theory" of coronavirus?  I fear the pandemic will lead to an international campaign against bats, which by and large are extremely beneficial.  The former WAIS HQ in Adrian always hosted them in the basement and attic.  At first I was combative, but then we settled on a peaceful coexistence.  I even named one long-term lodger, for no particular reason, Ramiro.

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