Hydrate like a WAISer!
This durable, stainless-steel water bottle is as smart as it is environmentally responsible. It features the WAIS globe logo, together with a convenient URL address (waisworld.org).
With proper care, it should last for a pretty long time. (Imported; not dishwasher safe.)
Take WAIS out to the Ball Game!
Beam with WAIS pride in this adjustable cap. MAGAistas, take note!
WAIS has been Great since 1965, and we're not afraid to tell the world.
(Not laundry-safe. Hand wash or dry clean only.)
It's always "WAIS time" with this stylish chronometer!
Of durable metal and plastic construction, this fashion timepiece is powered by a really small battery, which you simply replace when it stops working.
No need for bothersome winding or flailing your arm!
(Not sweat- or waterproof.)
WAIS Dog Food
Why shouldn't Fido love WAIS, too?
He will with WAIS Dog Food!
Packaged in economical 50-pound (22.67 kilo) bags, WAIS kibble gives Fifi a balanced diet of essential vitamins, proteins, vegetable filler and irresistible by-products.
She won't even complain the next time you ignore her to stare at your computer, smart phone or tablet!
(Not safe for humans. WAIS Dog Food may contain trace amounts of lead, cadmium, nickel, chromium, micro plastics, and rodent fur.)
Feel sassy and WAISly all-under.
New and just in time for the summer--the WAIS thong!
(unisex, one size fits all).
Stock up for the whole family.
WAIS Hot Tub
After an intense day of WAISing, unwind in this all-season spa!
Even better, settle in for a soak with candles, a Chardonnay and plan your next spirited post.
Pulsating jets massage away your anxieties, and colorful lighting sets the mood for reflection on Mussolini, Mueller's exoneration of Trump, Brexit, and those Fabulous, Finntastic Finns.
(Surface freight only, assembly required. The WAIS Spa requires a 220-volt power source, an ample water supply, numerous chemical agents, anti-foam and fungicide liquids, frequent filter changes, a scrubby sponge, and a flotilla of toy boats to play with. Do NOT operate this unit if pregnant, intoxicated, or when using any device plugged into the wall.)